Homicidal With Rage . . .

Kinja'd!!! "hillrat" (hillrat)
09/22/2020 at 10:10 • Filed to: headphones, bluetooth

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. . . over headphones!

Fuck you Apple, you and your stupid headphones that don’t fit anything else but your shitty ass products.

Fuck you [redacted] for disabling Bluetooth on this piece of shit laptop.

These two things guarantee that I spend a significant amount of time fucking around with headphones because I have: regular 3.5 headphones, iHeadphones w/ stupid proprietary jack, and a Bluetooth headset. The 3.5 don’t work with my phone, iHeadphones and Bluetooth don’t work with my computer. I fucking REFUSE to buy another stupid adapter that either doesn’t work when I get it, is disabled by an iOS update, or breaks in 2 weeks.

FUCK EVERYONE, I HATE IT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > hillrat
09/22/2020 at 10:25

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Could you stick this in your computer’s headphone jack?

https://www.amazon.com/TaoTronics-Bluetooth-Receiver-Microphone-Streaming/dp/B082Y4SNFF/ref=sr_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=bluetooth+headphone+adapter&qid=1600784681&sr=8-4


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > hillrat
09/22/2020 at 10:34

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You could just stop buying apple products...


Kinja'd!!! hillrat > My bird IS the word
09/22/2020 at 10:36

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I’ve had an iPhone since the beginning and now I’m kind of stuck.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > hillrat
09/22/2020 at 10:39

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I don’t understand why Bluetooth is disabled on your laptop?


Kinja'd!!! hillrat > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/22/2020 at 10:42

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The Gubmint gets real upset when you circumvent the security stuff on their equipment. I break a lot of rules (like the acceptable use policy) but I tend not to fuck with the security related stuff because those guys have a tough job and I don’t want to make it more difficult with my fuckshit.

Back in the day IDGAF, but in my old age I have mellowed on conducting wildcat penetration and stress tests of government systems.


Kinja'd!!! hillrat > Chariotoflove
09/22/2020 at 10:45

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Government owned laptop, t here’s no camera in it either. I’m not sure if the laptop doesn’t have the bluetooth receiver or it’s just disabled in the registry.


Kinja'd!!! Echo51 > hillrat
09/22/2020 at 10:48

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Never too late to break freeeeeee!


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > hillrat
09/22/2020 at 10:49

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That sucks.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > hillrat
09/22/2020 at 10:50

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You’re going to kill someone over headphones?


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > hillrat
09/22/2020 at 10:52

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W alled Garden is just a prison with better decor.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > hillrat
09/22/2020 at 10:54

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Seems like the adapter I linked to would be external to the computer and no issue, unless they specifically say “NO”.

But yeah, probably best not to do anything that could get you shown the door.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > For Sweden
09/22/2020 at 10:59

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Kinja'd!!! hillrat > For Sweden
09/22/2020 at 10:59

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Hyperbole, have you heard of it?  

However, i f the team from Apple that decided to move away from regular 3.5 jacks magically appeared before me, I would definitely slap someone for their proprietary greedy and disrespect for interoperability.


Kinja'd!!! WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > Tekamul
09/22/2020 at 11:06

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True, but it’s not just Apple doing it. You’re damned if you do, damned if you don’t.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > hillrat
09/22/2020 at 11:13

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I don’t usually take risks with murder


Kinja'd!!! subexpression > hillrat
09/22/2020 at 11:14

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I had a company-issued laptop a couple of years ago that would, with perfect consistency, freeze and then blue screen when I tried to use my Bluetooth headset for calls . The same headset has worked on everything else I’ve ever used. I’m pretty sure it was one of the various pieces of corporate crapware blowing up with some kind of driver conflict .


Kinja'd!!! kleeBRZ > hillrat
09/22/2020 at 11:28

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what macbook do you have?  don’t all apple laptops have a 3.5mm jack?


Kinja'd!!! kleeBRZ > kleeBRZ
09/22/2020 at 11:29

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oh, you’re upset that you have to use more than 1 set of headphones for all your devices.  got it.


Kinja'd!!! nerd_racing > hillrat
09/22/2020 at 12:54

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It’s an industry wide thing, for waterproofing mainly.  Samsung and all the others do it too on their flagships, moving from 3.5 headphone jacks. 


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > My bird IS the word
09/22/2020 at 14:17

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My current phone is an old Moto and the headphone jack does not anchor the male end in. Like it will just fall out if you don’t hold it there. Beats me why this is as I’ve never heard of such a problem before but it annoys the crap out of me. 


Kinja'd!!! hillrat > nerd_racing
09/22/2020 at 15:05

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ARGLE BARGLE!!!!!!

[PUNCHES AIR IMPOTENTLY]


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > hillrat
09/22/2020 at 16:28

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Just how they want it.